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30 June 2009 @ 04:38 pm
What does love feel like?  
Dear Captain Jack




What does love feel like?

I guess this is a stupid question.

- Megan

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There are many different types of love and I'm an expert in all of them! Wow, sometimes I think I'm a fool for love.

What Time Agent isn't? We have romantic jobs. We roam around the universe being heroic in period costume. Capes. Cravats. Spacesuits. Leather hoods. Rollerskates...

When we had a case in the 16th century, I wore a ruff. You can't avoid being poetic when you are wearing a ruff. Poetry just pours out of you! I was rhyming shit like nobody's business.

Do you know how many princesses I've rescued from towers? Probably four or five. If you count skyscrapers as "towers" and businessmen as "princesses", the number is more like eight or nine.

Of course, I grew up loving my Moms and Mums and Dad. That kind of love is like comfort food. If I were to pick a snack to describe that love that it would be Reconstituted Selenium Flakes.

"Flakes" is a brand that Earth won't have for ages, but trust me, every little boy loves to get flake paste in his lunch pod! Smoothing out the flakes with the little plastic paddle... Adding drops of salt water to get the right texture...Punching other kids who try to snatch your flakes... That's childhood in a paragraph, really.

Most special of all to Little Jack (the person, not the cock) was my younger brother Grey. I'm all sad face sitting here typing out my feelings. I love Grey a lot even though he is technically a psychopath and a murderer. It's not his fault. He was accidentally raised that way!

The best way to describe brotherly love is that when you feel it you want to chloroform your bro in the face instead of shoot your bro in the face. Then you want to freeze the whole problem and not think about it for decades. Maybe centuries, if your refrigeration unit is Torchwood-quality.

When I joined the Space Corps and went to war (the first time), I loved a lot of people. I don't think I want to list them all as it makes Ianto twitchy. It also makes Gwen's eyes widen. They don't need to be any bigger than they already are.

I'll skip to John Hart. What's it like to be in love with John Hart? I have to dredge up the memories because I'm so out of love with his broke-down ass. Which incidentally, left a trail of margarine on the Rift monitor this morning. I could see the division between crack and cheek. Disgusting.

Most of the words I would use to describe my relationship with Hart don't translate well into English. Fortunately, that's what images are for...

My relationships with Hart
It was exactly what it looked like.


It's only a hop, skip and a warp over people I can't remember before I hit Rose and the Doctor!

That was a magical time. The feeling I got from loving the Doctor was like the feeling a hobo gets when he squishes his dirty, unloved face against a window and peers in at a happy family sitting by the fire.

So, a Christmas-y kind of feeling, really!

When I was abandoned on Earth, I was entirely without resources. I could only rely on my immortality and my good looks until Torchwood scooped me up.

Working with Alice and the gang opened up a new realm of possibilities in interacting with people. I found out there was more to a relationship than 'con-man and victim'. There was now 'rescuer and victim'!

Did you know I got married in 1912? Denise was awesome! Being in love with your wife is a lot like being in love with your girlfriend, except you have to pose for more daguerreotypes.

She used to tell me: "Just one more, Jack. Look stiffer, it's 1912 not 1908."

Unfortunately, love has bad moments. When your wife is trampled by a run-away fire engine (they were pulled by horses back then) it is so fucking depressing. I could barely love again! I wandered the streets for a week, distraught, having sex with nothing (practically).

Fortunately, wars are a fabulous distraction for the love-lorn. Is there anything cosier than resting your head on your best lieutenant's shoulder as the mortar shells rain down? A war is also a good excuse if you fall in love again "too soon" and need to skedaddle out of a situation. SORRY ESTELLE. 

Same excuse applies when smooching a stranger on the floor of a WWII dance hall. I fall hard and fast, it's just my thing. I can't help it! SORRY REAL CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS.

It wasn't until Alex put me in charge of Torchwood that I really discovered what it's like to love a hot sexy team of your very own. What kind of love is the love you have for your employees?

Sexual, definitely, but only on the surface. It's almost paternal. Not super-paternal like the love I have for the baby I carried for those lesbians. I guess I should just mark the feeling down as "Boss-type Affection".

Hey, Torchwood team-love can be summed up in an image too:

Team Love!
Care Bear stare!


Suzie, Owen, Toshiko --- Two/thirds of them were great kids. If they weren't dead I'd want to interview them for this piece in my column. I'd ask them to explain: "What does it feel like to love Captain Jack Harkness so much?"

That's a question I'd throw out to Dr. Martha Jones too. When you bond with a friend through shared trauma that's another kind of love. I call it "situational"!

It's super that we're both awesome people or else the morning after the year of trauma could be pretty awkward...My Martha doesn't know the meaning of the word awkward. Have you met her boyfriend?

Skip back to Gwen Cooper. I could tell she was special right away. If she was a vampire, she'd sparkle in the sunlight. There'd be sparkles all over the place!

Loving Gwen is a lot like loving myself. We both have amazing hair. We both want our way all the fucking time. It must be a joy for Ianto to work with Type-A personalities like ours.

Speaking of Ianto Jones, I had to leave him to last. When Ianto first joined us I didn't notice him unless he was feeding or fucking me. I sure noticed him when his cyberwoman tried to take over the world, though. That was hard to miss!

After I fixed his traumas with my cock it turns out he has this minxy little personality all his own. Then I started noticing when he wasn't around. That's when you know you're really gone for someone, Megan. When you get pissed off because your significant other isn't there.

It was late one night when I had this revelation. Am I in love (again)? It woke me from my sexy slumber.

I shot straight-up in bed, dislodging the tray of cheese and crackers on my lap.

"Ianto, I love you!" I hollered in his direction. "Hey, are you awake?"

"Please don't holler," said Ianto. His voice was muffled by his blanket burrito.

As I sank back into the pillows, chewing on a cracker thoughtfully, I knew I had to trap that boy in a lasting marriage...And here we are: Mission Accomplished!

Did this help, Megan? I must say, I highly recommend love.

If I had to rate love overall I'd give it ****1/2 to ***** stars!

Yrs helpfully,

Cpt. Jack Harkness

PS: PC Andy Davidson, before you fucking start...Of course I love you too. In a vague, "Do I know that guy?" kind of way.

I just don't want to lead you on. It will break T's heart if you think you've got a shot with me.

(You don't have a shot with me.)
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fightin' and trouble are my middle name: Bacall Baby Worriesused_songs on June 30th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
The feeling I got from loving the Doctor was like the feeling a hobo gets when he squishes his dirty, unloved face against a window and peers in at a happy family sitting by the fire.

That gave me a little sparkly tear, Captain Jack. Trailing down my cheek all for you.
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
THANKS, SONGS. Don't cry for me. I don't want you wasting liquid on my sorrows. Save your liquids for our documentary. The trailer looks scary!
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pure_morning_8: cutenesspure_morning_8 on June 30th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
D'awwh. Heart warming stuff, Captain.
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
LOVE IS AWESOME.
madder_rose: coffeeeemadder_rose on June 30th, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
Most special of all to Little Jack (the person, not the cock) was my younger brother Grey. I'm all sad face sitting here typing out my feelings. I love Grey a lot even though he is technically a psychopath and a murderer. It's not his fault. He was accidentally raised that way!

I know exactly how you feel! My little sister was also accidentally raised to reign down hellfire on earth and be quietly smug and superior about it.

Oh Captain, how shall I resist causign Blunt Force Trauma (chloroform can cause seizures yanno)on my younger sibling, as you have obviously managed to do??
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
Chloroform causes seizures!? Wow, if I knew that I would have gone straight for the hankie instead of taking so much ex when I was in the club scene.

As for your hellfire sister, have you thought about sending her to Bible Camp? All the cool kids are not 'doing it', I hear.
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Cee: Love Letterparagraphs on June 30th, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
Did this help, Megan? I must say, I highly recommend love.

I hope it helped her, cuz it sure did me. I am puddling with the warm toasties, Jack!

And you are so right. You *DO* have amazing hair! Great lips too.
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
WARM TOASTIES are some of my favourite things to puddle with!

PS: Thanks for noticing my hair and lips. They are pretty great.
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ametto: cryingametto on June 30th, 2009 09:14 pm (UTC)
That was the most beautiful prose, Jack. I'm so touched I'm crying.

It reminds me of the nights when my fiance would gently shout that he loved me, startling me awake. And when the bloody rage subsided, I would laugh and comfort his shivering body.

ask_captainjackask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)
It's like you're in my own big comfy bed, sitting on Ianto's blanket cocoon, watching our every move.

It happens just like you describe!
CAPTAIN John Hart: smugoh_doask on June 30th, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
You still don't get the spaceship.

Nice try.
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
JUST ONE JAUNT UP INTO ORBIT.

I'd be right back!
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ask_captainjackask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
I love to have sex in food, but I have no energy for baking afterwards! Definitely have to make the muffins first.
elainasaunt: To serve manelainasaunt on June 30th, 2009 09:27 pm (UTC)
Captain Jack Harkness, poet-philosopher: you've outdone Publius Ovidius Naso, the Apostle Paul of Tarsus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning and several other triple-named experts who escape me for the moment because I'm just so blown away by your masterful summing up of the matter.

Nailed it, as usual. Awesomely.
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:34 pm (UTC)
I

FUCKING

LOVE

NAILING IT!
Ianto Jones: boyfriendask_aboutcoffee on June 30th, 2009 09:28 pm (UTC)
Is that what you said? I thought you said "I'm above stew." that's why we never have stew!

I'm above stew too, Jack. I'm above stew hard.
ask_captainjack: Sexyask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC)
I'm more above stew. I've had more practice at it. I was above stew before you! I had to coax you into the stew and now you're grateful huh? This stew---ok now I'm lost, I'm tangled in the metaphor...
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queen_insane: janto 1queen_insane on June 30th, 2009 09:31 pm (UTC)
You are quiet the expert on love.

But why rate all love, wouldn't it be better to rate all kinds of love so that we know how important all types of love are?

ask_captainjackask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
You can't do that, Queenie. It's a qualitative thing, not a quantitative thing.

Love is a soft science. That's why the universities put the study of love under "sociology".
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Martha Jones, MD: I've seen wondersask_arealdoctor on June 30th, 2009 10:09 pm (UTC)
The feeling I got from loving the Doctor was like the feeling a hobo gets when he squishes his dirty, unloved face against a window and peers in at a happy family sitting by the fire.

So, a Christmas-y kind of feeling, really!


Oh, Jack. I know exactly how you feel.

Megan, can I answer this one too?

Sometimes, you love someone who's just too... you can't hold them. They're as large as the universe, and as old as time. They love you, they really do, but they can't love you the way you want them to. It isn't that they don't love you, but that they love everything, and everyone, and still only have room in their heart for one special person. You have to learn to love them in a way that lets them be who they are, and lets them go, and then you realise they'll always be your friend, and that's enough, because you wouldn't have missed it for the world.

Sometimes, you love someone like a best friend. They're larger than life, and as old as time, and the biggest Big Damn Hero you'll ever know. You go through hell and back with them, and you're so happy when they finally find happiness with someone who can be your best friend too. You learn that love doesn't close your heart -- it opens it. The more you love, the more your heart becomes bigger on the inside, and you realise you'd live and die for your friends.

Sometimes, you go through hell and back with someone who dies for you, and you feel so awful that when you do get a second chance, you seek them out and swear you'll spend the rest of your life with them. But then you realise that you can't live on a promise; you can't give your life to someone because you feel guilt for something that Never Happened. And you love them enough to let them go.

And sometimes, love just sneaks up on you. It kind of crawls up and humps your leg when you're sleeping and you shriek and wake up and it says, "BICCIE?" and you kick it in the head, but after a few weeks you realise you can't get to sleep without it. And you realise that being needed is as important as needing -- especially when the person who needs you doesn't even know they need you. You realise that loving someone for who they are is more important than loving them for who you want them to be. You realise that by loving someone despite all common sense and reason, you open yourself to new ideas and new horizons and you learn things about yourself that you never thought you needed to know. You discover that if you can make room for sheep, they can make room for socks. And that's the best kind of love of all.
Patelyne Trillian Alemp: doc with shadesmrsalemp on June 30th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
"And sometimes, love just sneaks up on you. It kind of crawls up and humps your leg when you're sleeping and you shriek and wake up and it says, "BICCIE?" and you kick it in the head, but after a few weeks you realise you can't get to sleep without it."

That was just *sniffles* so beautiful!
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Taffy: Rose Sad by nowordforittaffimai on June 30th, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)
Then I started noticing when he wasn't around. That's when you know you're really gone for someone, Megan. When you get pissed off because your significant other isn't there.

Okay, you made me sniffle.
ask_captainjack: Adviceask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
It's so true, isn't it? When I can't see my team, even if it's just out of the corner of my eye, I get antsy!

If I don't know where Ianto is, I get distraught!

Thank goodness for the subdermal chips.
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Drudru_evilista on June 30th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
You're so wise Jack. This was just beautiful. It's like I can feel the waves of Jack!Love floating right off you.
ask_captainjack: Sexyask_captainjack on June 30th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
They're coming off me like wiggly Spidey-sense lines!

I'm wafting them in your direction.

LOVE TO YOU DRU.
(Anonymous) on June 30th, 2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
I wish I could love as hard as you.

I wish I could be as hard as you, generally.
Ianto Jones: lulzask_aboutcoffee on June 30th, 2009 11:36 pm (UTC)
Don't we all...
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Time travelling dontask_pcandy: hero  of the 53rddontask_pcandy on June 30th, 2009 11:55 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the name check, Big-Guy!

T says Hi, well actually she said "--- off Jack!" and then laughed as I hugged her. And then gave her a proper Welsh cwtch on your desktop...
ask_captainjack: Yuckask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
EW, well clean up after yourselves! Jesus!
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Gwen Cooper: Thinkinggwen_e_cooper on June 30th, 2009 11:56 pm (UTC)
Loving Gwen is a lot like loving myself. We both have amazing hair. We both want our way all the fucking time. It must be a joy for Ianto to work with Type-A personalities like ours.

Funny, isn't it? And you know, your sparkles were one of the first things I noticed about you as well.

"That man standing in the Cardiff rain over that corpse veritably sparkles," I thought to myself, before you looked up at my great hiding place in the car park and hollered and freaked me the fuck out.

Best boss I've ever had. Best arse, too.
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)
You love following this arse. You'll never stop loving following this arse!
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Time travelling dontask_pcandy: it's crap in the 21stdontask_pcandy on July 1st, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
Can I still have toast? And this jam is finished, is there another jar? I'll just look myself then...

What's this, a designer toaster?
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
Everything's designer at Torchwood, Original Andy. You can tell by the price tags (steep).
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ask_janetask_janet on July 1st, 2009 12:31 am (UTC)
wait. wait.

no love? i get no love? when i might be your fanfiction daughter? the fruit of your loins?

no love? i could easily have eaten half of the people you talked about, but i didn't.

THAT is love.
ask_captainjack: Yikesask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 12:32 am (UTC)
You don't get love because I don't love you, Janet.

The very thought is baffling!

You ATE Mindy F.

It pissed me off. It pissed me the fuck off!
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digger, listener, runner: torchwood fivephaetonschariot on July 1st, 2009 01:07 am (UTC)
Just one more, Jack. Look stiffer

I bet you get that a lot, Jack, don't you?


(Also I just have to point to http://torchwoodfive.co.cc. It's relevant because it's a labour of love. The love a branch of an international alien-fighting organisation has for its founding agency. The Doctor is probably kind of like TW5's built-in-your-honour-grandfather, or something.)
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 01:15 am (UTC)
WHERE DO I STAMP THIS APPROVED?

I APPROVE IT HARD.

Do you need QEII to sign it?

I should mention that another great love is LOVE OF QUEEN AND COUNTRY. Particularly when your Queen and Country lets you win at bocce.
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fallintosummer on July 1st, 2009 01:17 am (UTC)
I gotta say love is a grand thing indeed. But if I ran into a bunch of little bears that shot stuff out of their stomachs, love wouldn't be crossing my head. Instead I'd be looking for a wee little hat and cane for the alien love to waltz on by just like Spaceballs. Hey, that movie had Spaceballs merchandise too, just like Torchwood!
ask_captainjack: Adviceask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 01:30 am (UTC)
The Care Bears aren't real! Shit, don't worry.

It's a children's show from the 1980's. I didn't mean to scare you.

The Care Bears killed evil things through teamwork. They fired bolts of love out of their tummies.

I thought this was a good way of describing what Torchwood does too. Only we do it with bullets, of course.
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Laurie of the Isles1_mad_squirrel on July 1st, 2009 01:43 am (UTC)
You forgot about the kind of love you have for Max/Theresa.
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
I didn't forgot it, I omitted it. The difference is semantic!

My love for Theresa is the love of a man who saw a mewling lump of fur in a Bird's Eye frozen veg box and thought: "I wonder what that is?"

The kind of love that's born of picking up that furry lump, examining it from all angles, and embracing it as a family member!
thaddeusfavour on July 1st, 2009 01:45 am (UTC)
Aw Jack! That's so perfect! Damn. I have no words. You've used them all.

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ask_captainjack: Sexyask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 01:50 am (UTC)
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The Sandwich of Solidarity: don't goshane_mayhem on July 1st, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
This whole "love" thing confuses me, despite your poetic advice about it, Captain!

But
OMG CARE BEARS!!!

You guys are EXACTLY like the Care Bears, that's so eerie/awesome!
:D :D :D
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)
Don't be confused, embrace the love!

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Love is all around me
And so the feeling grows

It's written on the wind
It's everywhere I go ( oh yes it is )

So if you really love me
Come on and let it show!
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That's Lay-day Snackpants to you, buster.: tw/new zealandamand_r on July 1st, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
I've been all over this thread, but I didn't stop to tell you that this post is made of 100% WIN. How does one describe the love they have about the internets and the stuff they find on there? Agape? Uh, some other Greek word?
ask_captainjack: Adviceask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 02:25 am (UTC)
It can't be erotic love. There's very little eroticism on the internets!
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10_rose: OMG10_rose on July 1st, 2009 03:40 am (UTC)
Most special of all to Little Jack (the person, not the cock)

Little Jack the cock does not compute.
ask_captainjackask_captainjack on July 1st, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
GOOD POINT. I do have to admit it's smaller than the rest of me (Big Jack).
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