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I will solve your 21st century problems!

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I can't give away too much here because I'm the leader of a top secret organization named Torchwood!
being awesome, being the best boss, branding stuff with logos, coffee, eating alien meat, existing in 1941, fixing your life, going to war, hair gel, hating fairies, hitting on you, killing your boy/girlfriends, looking in the mirror, mysterious orders, naked hide and seek, pizza, raising the dead, retcon, ruining your life, screaming orders, secret missions, secretaries, sex, shooting my staff, sparkles, tantrums, time travel, timelords, torchwood, unsolicited advice, wiping out aliens, yelling at you

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